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philolzophy:

Pros:

  • Never unwillingly spend a Saturday night alone
  • Won’t feel like a major asshole
  • People won’t refer to you behind your back as “the honeydew in the fruit salad of life”
  • Probably can call in reasonable favors
  • Active and exciting social media presence
  • If someone comes to visit you from…

Its amazing how fast things can change…

No matter what anyone says, you are you. Don’t let anyone tell you different (: